Hilariously Awkward 'The Witcher 3' Quest: Lambert Tries to Crash a Sorceress Party

Geralt's Night Out Derailed by Yennefer's Invention

In one of The Witcher 3's most laugh-out-loud quests, "No Place Like Home," Geralt finds himself unwillingly dragged into a ridiculous attempt to crash a sorceress party. Lambert, desperate for some feminine company, hatches a plan to use Yennefer's megascope to invite her friends over.

The Megascope and the Lodge of Sorceresses

Lambert gleefully suggests turning on the megascope and using it to send a message to the sorceresses, inviting them to join the party. Geralt, sensing the potential for disaster, can either agree to the plan or decline, ending the quest prematurely.

Yennefer's Wardrobe Malfunction

If Geralt agrees to play along, he can choose to wear Yennefer's clothes or not. The choice affects the sorceresses' reactions when they arrive. Whether Geralt decides to cross-dress or not, the situation is bound to get awkward fast.

Lambert's Disastrous Plan

Lambert's plan quickly goes awry. The sorceresses, upon receiving the invitation, are less than impressed and decline to attend. Lambert, undeterred, suggests sending another message, this time pretending to be the Lodge of Sorceresses. Geralt can either go along with this ridiculous plan or put an end to the madness and go to bed.

Either way, "No Place Like Home" is an unforgettable quest that showcases the hilarious and unpredictable side of The Witcher 3.